August 2012
“People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”
– Charles Bukowski (via nacreus)
Watchkatpissnevernude:
babyminaj:
HELL TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN YA GIRL GET IT
#I FEEL ABOUT 100X GAYER AFTER THIS
fuckyeahloldemort:
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
July 2012
“Police Image Gallery
police interrogation
Police interrogators are highly...”
– http://people.howstuffworks.com/police-interrogation.htm/printable (via southofnothing)
future child: mom can you tell me a story
me: sure
me: this is the story of a girl
future child: what
me: WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
originjuice:
how to celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
renlyanderson:
why isn’t canada’s national anthem let’s go to the mall
n3vh33r4:
I’ve found a way to shut you up!!!
I should’ve known it wouldn’t work…
