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iscreamforzombies:
Mr. Darcy: Hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy: and this is crazy
Mr. Darcy: but I came to town to convince my best friend not to marry your sister because your family is so much below him, but when I met you at the ball, I began to fall for you because you’re snarky, quick-witted, well-spoken, intelligent, and I find that you have the most beautiful green eyes. I’m a sucker for...
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blainiacs:
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
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I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...
– Unknown (via notalwayshappyendings)
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incises:
one time i went on a date
no i didn’t
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Bestfriend: My boyfriend and I are having relationship problems, I don't know what to do, help me please
Me: Have you sucked his dick yet?
Bestfriend: What?
Me: I don't know i'm not really good at giving relationship advice..
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couldve:
oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil